OMG. I love Iskandarrr!
Like, he’s my snuggy woogy poo teddy beary cutie huggie wuggies! MUAH!
And yes, I am cheesy! I love compliments. Cuz they rock.
Perky’s a nice word. Hehe.
But I don’t entertain people who talk to me about dictionaries.
Like, that’s soo boring.
Paris Hilton is such a copycat. I can’t believe she’s copying me.
Like, ohmygod (once again).
And who wants to slap me?
Like, I’m too fabulouso!
:D
Like I said at my Twitter, I don’t sing about breakfast meals.
I sing about waking up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, grabbing my glasses, getting out the door and hitting the city.
Like, I’m a party girl!
:D
OMG. My favourite phrase is like, OMG. Yes! OMG! It’s like soo OMG!
I went to that durian place. It didn’t smell that bad actually.
But I tried biting the entrance door and it DID NOT taste like durian.
Like, ohmygod. Liars!
And the shops DID NOT sell durian. Hmph.
So anyway, I realised that me and Airi wore like, purple! That’s like, soo cool!
And and, thank you Nana! My hair looked soo fabulouso!
And oh, FABULOUSO is like my new word. Not Ris Low’s.
There should be a book with meanings of stuff called a Jessinary. Like, totally.
And inside, are like words, phrases and things that I say alot.
So anyway, I looked up the dictionary and I tried to find the word ‘Oxford’ , it was not there. Like, ohmygod!
Love my purple dress!
:D
Airi was preety helpful. Hehe.
But like, I’m still confused!
And get this straight people, I’m a redhead! Like, seriously!
:D
This is like, my first ever episode/vlog/webisode or whatever they call it.
Incase you missed out. (I don’t know how that’s possible.)
:D
Hey! This is Jessica!
Hello everyone! This is Jessica. My poodle just taught me how to sign up for Tumblr. She like, randomly put her paw on the screen and I just clicked wherever she pointed. Like, OMG! My pets are soo talented!
So anyway, I have a Twitter you guys. I just created it yesterday. I started creating it at like, 9pm and finished signing up at like, 1am. It’s REALLY hard work! Like, they ask you for your full name. Well, that was really easy. Then I just typed a username, (JessicaCalixoxo) and then they asked me for a password.
That was like the toughest question I had to answer. So, I just put in my bank account PIN number as my password! Yay me! (Omg. I sound like London Tipton!)
Then they asked for my e-mail. So I just typed gorgeous.sexy_pinkydoll.love@gmail.com (Gmail means Girly Mail).
Then I did this weird letter captcha thing. That’s the reason why it took 4 hours to sign up. It was extremely hard because they said I typed wrongly. Like , urgh!
So anyway, after signing up, my chihuahua Betty Polly Dolly Notty barked at me and taught me how to Tweet.
Stalk me here —> www.twitter.com/jessicacalixoxo
Then like, I got a reply from Farhan Shah. And he didn’t know me. That was sad. :’(
But, Tabby replied and followed me! Like OMG! My other half loves me! I LOVE ME!
And thanks Tracy! For the support! :*
A fan of mine, Nur Syaheeda like created a fanpage for me. OMG. Thank you sweetie!
So please join.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=193674542006&ref=mf
Well, I have to go now. But please, vote for my other half today!
NUMBER ONE!
Tata! :D
